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Valentine's Day Card - Fiance Selective Hearing

 
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Product Description
Make your fiance laugh with this fun card especially for Valentine's Day. As well as a message that will make him smile, this card comes with a 3D design on the front that really makes it stand out!

Cover Message:

For a special fiance
on Valentine's Day

You may have 
selective hearing

and demand silence 
when the game is on

your undies 
are sometimes recycled
and your farts 
often really pong!

Inside Message:

But you say I'm gorgeous
when I'm makeup-free
and can only be bothered
to shave up to my knee

You have to explain the plot
of many a movie
I steal your last chip
and hog all the duvet.

We really make 
the perfect team
and that's the
reason why
I choose you
for my Valentine
and can't wait
until you're mine

With lots of love
on
Valentine's Day

Finish: 

Gloss

Envelope Colour:

Red

Dimensions (approximately):

H 24.5cm x W 17cm

Packaging: 

This card comes in a cellophane wrapper.
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