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Humour Card - True Football Fanatic

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Product Description
Cover Message:
  • For a true football fanatic. Here's what the commentators really mean when they say...
Inside Message:

What they say... What they mean...
He'll be disappointed with thatThat was crap!                       
Seasoned playerPast it!
Loyal club playerNobody else will have him!
Dangerous in the boxScores own goals!
Goalie's weak on crosses               Couldn't catch a bleedin' bus!
Terrier likeTries to shag a leg after he scores!
A natural leaderA bossy git!
Good squad player    He gets a game if they're desperate!
Very competitiveBloody lethal!
Good sound playerBoring
CreativeOscar winning injuries!
Two footedCrap with either one!
Good defensive outfitIt's like watching paint dry!

Insert Colour:
  • White
Envelope Colour:
  • White
  • H17 x W 12cm
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