Humour Card - True Football Fanatic
A funny football card with 14 jokes inside
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- For a true football fanatic. Here's what the commentators really mean when they say...
|What they say...||What they mean...|
|He'll be disappointed with that||That was crap!|
|Seasoned player||Past it!|
|Loyal club player||Nobody else will have him!|
|Dangerous in the box||Scores own goals!|
|Goalie's weak on crosses||Couldn't catch a bleedin' bus!|
|Terrier like||Tries to shag a leg after he scores!|
|A natural leader||A bossy git!|
|Good squad player||He gets a game if they're desperate!|
|Very competitive||Bloody lethal!|
|Good sound player||Boring|
|Creative||Oscar winning injuries!|
|Two footed||Crap with either one!|
|Good defensive outfit||It's like watching paint dry!|
- H17 x W 12cm