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Birthday Card - What Is Old

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Product Description
Cover Message:
  • What is old? - Old is when your partner says let's go upstairs and have sex! and you say 'choose one...I can't manage both! 
  • Old is when 'getting a little action' means your laxative is working.
  • Old is when an 'all nighter' means not having to get up to go to the toilet
  • Old is when you're not sure if these are jokes or facts!
Inside Message:
  • Have a great birthday anyway!
Envelope Colour:
  • Yellow
  • H17.5 x W12.5cm
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