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Birthday Card - Friendly Helpline

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Product Description
Cover Message:
  • worried about getting old? Call our friendly helpline....
Inside Message:
  • Please choose one of the following options.....
  • Press 1. If you need us to speak up
  • Press 2. If you need us to shout
  • Press 3. If you can't remember what 1 & 2 were
  • Press 4. If you need someone to complain to about youngsters today
  • Press 5. If by 'youngsters' you mean 40 year olds
  • Press 6. If you want to talk about the good old days
  • Press 7. If you need to be put on hold while you go to the toilet
  • Press 8. If it's too late
  • Press 9. If you can't remember why you called
  • Have a great birthday! 
Envelope Colour:
  • Yellow
  • H17.5 x W12.5cm
Customer Reviews
Kirsty Wrigglesworth
Great website. So happy to have been recommended this site by a friend. Didn't realise it had gone online too. Only thought it was in store. Keep up the good work
By Kirsty Wrigglesworth from LEEDS
Claire Venables
Love this place!
By Claire Venables from CARDIFF
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Really good
By Gemma Riding from LIVERPOOL
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very easy to use, great job on the website
By asya ghalachyan from LONDON
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Great choice and easily navigated. Super prices too.
By Julia Martin from SHREWSBURY
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easy to access
By Patricia Patience from IPSWICH
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