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Birthday Card - Friendly Helpline

Product Description
Cover Message:
  • worried about getting old? Call our friendly helpline....
Inside Message:
  • Please choose one of the following options.....
  • Press 1. If you need us to speak up
  • Press 2. If you need us to shout
  • Press 3. If you can't remember what 1 & 2 were
  • Press 4. If you need someone to complain to about youngsters today
  • Press 5. If by 'youngsters' you mean 40 year olds
  • Press 6. If you want to talk about the good old days
  • Press 7. If you need to be put on hold while you go to the toilet
  • Press 8. If it's too late
  • Press 9. If you can't remember why you called
  • Have a great birthday! 
Envelope Colour:
  • Yellow
  • H17.5 x W12.5cm
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