Birthday Card - Friendly Helpline
Make it an amusing birthday
- worried about getting old? Call our friendly helpline....
- Please choose one of the following options.....
- Press 1. If you need us to speak up
- Press 2. If you need us to shout
- Press 3. If you can't remember what 1 & 2 were
- Press 4. If you need someone to complain to about youngsters today
- Press 5. If by 'youngsters' you mean 40 year olds
- Press 6. If you want to talk about the good old days
- Press 7. If you need to be put on hold while you go to the toilet
- Press 8. If it's too late
- Press 9. If you can't remember why you called
- Have a great birthday!
- H17.5 x W12.5cm
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