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Birthday Card - Friendly Helpline

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Product Description
Cover Message:
  • worried about getting old? Call our friendly helpline....
Inside Message:
  • Please choose one of the following options.....
  • Press 1. If you need us to speak up
  • Press 2. If you need us to shout
  • Press 3. If you can't remember what 1 & 2 were
  • Press 4. If you need someone to complain to about youngsters today
  • Press 5. If by 'youngsters' you mean 40 year olds
  • Press 6. If you want to talk about the good old days
  • Press 7. If you need to be put on hold while you go to the toilet
  • Press 8. If it's too late
  • Press 9. If you can't remember why you called
  • Have a great birthday! 
Envelope Colour:
  • Yellow
  • H17.5 x W12.5cm
Customer Reviews
Melanie Mcneill
By Melanie Mcneill from BEAWORTHY
Aimee Cairncross
Easy to use and affordable site for personalised cards.
By Aimee Cairncross from YEOVIL, Somerset
James Crawford
Very good 👍
By James Crawford from Bolton, Lancashire
Carol Studholme
Overall I'm happy with the service And nice cards you have on your Website
By Carol Studholme from LEEDS
Tracey Pattison
Easy and quick to do
By Tracey Pattison from CARDIFF
Patricia Sutherland
Great, easy
By Patricia Sutherland from HITCHIN, Hertfordshire
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