Birthday Card - 10 Things That Prove
Make it an amusing birthday
- 10 things that prove you've had too much to drink!...
- 1, you aren't whispering, you're shouting.
- 2, you think people are laughing with you.
- 3, you start dancing on tables.
- 4, you can sing without music.
- 5, you find anyone of the opposite sex attractive.
- 6, you pick fights, you can't possibly win.
- 7, you think kebabs are delicious.
- 8, you think traffic cones make great party hats.
- 9, you think shopping trollies are drinkers taxis.
- 10, you wake up at mid-day with no idea how you got to bed.
- Happy Birthday!
- H17.5 x W12.5cm